Death by cake
If you are not aware of Outsider Tart in Chiswick then you need to be. It is the most incredible cake shop in all the land. No joke. They also have a cook book. I had made a few of their recipes to great success and thought it was time to up my game for the beau's sister's birthday. And thus we discovered how to make a heart attack in a cake. I made, with the help of said beau, the coke layers with a chocolate fudge icing and it was big.
So big that it weighed close to 15lbs. That's almost two human babies. It was 6 layers of coke cake, about 1kg of chocolate fudge icing and three bags of M&Ms. Transporting it 5 minutes down the road was an exercise in weight lifting and balance but it tasted so good. So very good. Just don't eat more than a sliver or you will die. Fact.